vicarious butthurt

When somebody says/does something to you that you think is totally reasonable, but somebody you've never met sees it and gets offended for you.

I was teasing my girlfriend at the beach and she slapped me. We were just playing around (and I totally deserved it) but some men's rights weenie got vicarious butthurt and threatened to call the cops. So I slapped him and he cried.

by [e-mail] March 27, 2017

Vilmaris

A very sexy women with a ba dunk a dunk.

WOW!!! that is a vilmaris

by smileynmnc4 September 30, 2008

Vicarious

To be as in another's

She live vicarious through her daughter.

by TOKS & SADE.. November 21, 2010

vicarious

A guy who bought his arena rating in order to obtain shoulders + wepons.

Skilless rogue Vicarious, Dentarg EU, that didn't get boosted in normal way (2 guys join your arena team and boost up your rating) but he gave his acc info to another player that has skills and that's how they did it. So he fails pretty much cos rating was obtain on his character and by his gear, obviously only skills were better.

by Gordan Jandrokovic March 30, 2008

Vicarious Beard Growth

Vicarious beard growth is the attempt of helping your own beard grow by staring at pictures of people with awesome beards. It should be noted that this is a myth. It does not work. This has been researched and proven by expert and awesome beard owner David Denison, who is well credited and a pioneer in his field, despite being a Michigander.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Your beard's looking a little patchy, man.
Guy 2: I know! I've been trying to fill it out, but the vicarious beard growth just doesn't seem to be working!

Example 2:
Guy 1: Man, I've been trying for a month, but my beard still won't grow!
Guy 2: Have you tried vicarious beard growth?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, putting up pictures of awesome beards to inspire your own.
Guy 1: *pauses* Are you high?

by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011

vicarious tailgating

When there is a line of cars behind one person driving slow, and you're somewhere several cars back so you tailgate the person in front of you, who tailgates the person in front of them and so on and so forth until someone is tailgating the slow driver.

Joe: Man, I was five cars back from some old granny today and I couldn't pass... it sucked.

Pete: Dude, you totally should have tried vicarious tailgating.

by albert mcpassingpants June 21, 2010

vicariousogasm

An orgasm or figurative equivalent (e.g. foodgasm) experienced via the pleasure of another

Person 1 (Facebook Status): "Big Bang Theory, good music and chocolate--Happy Belated Valentine's Day to me!"

Person 2: I believe I just experienced a vicariousogasm...

by Roche Brett April 18, 2012