Viratic

An eccentric short perverted asian man that wastes away most of his life either whacking off to porn or drawing his own crude interpretations of it in Microsoft Paint. Also likes to work out, then smoke.

OMG! Backdoor Sluts 9x: The Director's Cut! hey brb guys..I have to uh...feed the dog...or something... yeah >_> *slow zipping sound*

by oh mouse of feeayar March 3, 2004

Vatican Twins

Interchangeable with the term "Irish Twins," Vatican Twins are two siblings who were born less than 12 months apart. Derived from the perception that Irish Catholics, due to their opposition to birth control, would have many children in short periods of time.

My parents got drunk a lot in the 80s and that's how come my sister and I are Vatican Twins.

by evvfrenchie April 14, 2009

vistica

an unproclaimed shedevil

o look it's mrs vistica. RUNNNNNNN

by hayden June 9, 2004

Vatican Roulette

A pejorative term used to refer to an outmoded form of natural contraception known as the Rhythm Method. Often used mistakenly to refer to coitus interruptus (the 'pull-out method'). The Rhythm Method officially fell out of favor with "The Vatican" in the early 1980's with advances in the study of the female reproductive cycle.

Current methods of Natural Family Planning (non-chemical and non-barrier contraception), when used correctly and consistently, have been shown in several peer-reviewed studies to be over 99% effective. This is similar to the efficacy of 'the pill.'

It should be noted that the use of such a term often indicates it's user has a bigoted and intolerant attitude against people who practice a religion they do not agree with.

By following the Creighton method or the Billings Ovulation method, faithful Catholics no longer have to play so-called "Vatican Roulette"

They have six kids? They must be playing Vatican Roulette.

by JMJ_are_so_ross September 12, 2010

vaticinate

To predict, foretell.

The vaticination of the end of the world was recorded by Nastradamus.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

vistica

often prononced long and with a slur

hey mrs. viiiiiisssttttiiiiiccccaaaaa

by hayden June 9, 2004

vatican roulette

offering your son up to be an altar boy.

Timmy can only play football if he goes to a catholic school, i think i am playing vatican roulette by wanting him to be a tight end.

by mcfoe1 October 30, 2010