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That Vegan Teacher

A skeleton with massive amount of cringe.
by Doof89 January 27, 2021
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Dick Vegan

Literally just lesbians and straight guys. People who don’t consume dick or anything that is produced by a dick, whether it be cum, piss or blood. There is no exception! You can’t cut any corners, once someone does they can no longer be considered or consider themselves as a dick vegan.
Stephanie: Jack, do you want to have a three way?

Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Fine!
by 5wampDaddy September 29, 2018
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Great fuckin' movie! Got to add some points that have been missed: based on real events while Hunter S Thompson was supposed to be covering the Mint 400 (not filming it) - it was originally supposed to be a Sports Illustrated caption, not a book on the American Dream written in pure Gonzo journalism. The attorney is based on the real man, Oscar Acosta, who was also there and is Chicano, not Samoan. Hunter tried to get first SI, then Rolling Stone to cover "expenses" but they were deemed too outrageous - Random House paid for it, giving them future control of HST's book.
"I have dealt with them all, at close range, and my only regret is that I stomped too softly on the bastards"
by Madmarco April 6, 2004
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vegas buffet

Lining up a row of hookers, and eating their crotches out.
We got 4 hookers naked in a row, and did a vegas buffet down the line!
by Ducker1228 January 12, 2009
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Vegan Tomato

When a brand labels its product with redundant information in order to imply that it is better than other brands
John: I saw a cereal box labelled as “Asbestos Free” in the store today

Larry: That’s a Vegan Tomato
by Dynamo0602 May 15, 2020
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Oscar Vega

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"

Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin oscar vega?!"

Damn oscar vega's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
by gauss December 21, 2012
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The vegan teacher

A skinny ass mother fucka who is vegan and thinks the whole world should go vegan
The vegan teacher: everyone go vegan and stop hurting animals!
Everyone else: no :)
by hamburger2020 December 2, 2020
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