Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
by pdobrinen October 17, 2009
Get the vending machine journalismmug. When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.
by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010
Get the Rusty Vending Machinemug. A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
by only I really know June 30, 2009
Get the Japanese Vending Machine.mug. The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.
If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!
The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.
If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!
The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.
I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!
by Rob April 11, 2005
Get the Vending Machine Randommug. Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
by pdobrinen October 17, 2009
Get the vending machine journalismmug. When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
Get the Hungarian vending machinemug. Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015
Get the Vending Machine Roulettemug.