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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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Velominati

This is the plural of velominatus. It is also the best cycling community in the world (velomainti.com).
The velominati is the coolest place to spend your time online.
by velominati April 8, 2010
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Veloncia

1. A mythological goblin-like creature from the land of Israel
2. Synonymous with the word "hoodrat"
I stepped in some Veloncia the other day...
by HappyLotto August 4, 2011
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velociraptor

Velociraptors are commonly found on tropical islands converted to millionaire amusement parks, but are commonly being sighted in the Pacific Northwest.

Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around their prey.

Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrian, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.

Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.

Velociraptors do no know fear.
Velociraptors are really fucking scary
by NHW March 26, 2009
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velocitized

"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."
by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003
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Veloramakrackens

An incorporeal and ethereal being composed of pure energy, invisible to the human eye. Often used to put a name to the unexplainable or stupid.
What is then? What is the problem? ..... Veloramakrackens...
by Hell Rebs November 23, 2007
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velizara

Velizara is very cool
by Pesheto January 8, 2018
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