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vatican fan mail 

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
vatican fan mail by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

Vatican II 

What started as a Catholic council became a Protestant takeover. It is upheld by vengeful Pharisees who foolishly claim not following this Protestantism is disobedience. Luther be proud of the results
Vatican II needs a subtitle such as "The Pharisees Strike Back".
Vatican II by The Truth Dammit! October 23, 2023

vatican assplay 

Your pope molests you
Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.
vatican assplay by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015

Vatican Cameos 

In the Sherlock Holmes books it refers to one of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories, in which he refers to another case Sherlock worked on to do with some Vatican Cameos.
In the case of BBC Sherlock it is code for duck, as in get out of the way. It probably refers to another case Sherlock and Watson worked on not shown in an episode, in which only Watson knows to duck out of the way of, in this case, an oncoming bullet. Most usually used by Cumberbitches.
*Playing some sort of ball game*
Cumberbitch: "Vatican Cameos!"
*Everyone ducks*
Vatican Cameos by the-tall-one August 19, 2012

Vatican Horse Race 

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.
Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!

Vatican Cameos 

Vatican Cameos is what Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock, shouts to John Watson when he’s finished opening Irene Adler’s vault and realizes it’s a booby trap (s02ep01). When in danger Holmes says a cue so Watson knows how to react properly. It’s their “safe word”.
Sherlock shouted "Vatican Cameos" and Watson threw himself on the floor without even thinking about it.
Vatican Cameos by Lalanda April 19, 2012