reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.

My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?

by Douglas Young October 6, 2007

No Vaseline

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.

"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube

by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

vasectomy

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.

Alex needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.

by Fireblood September 21, 2005

Glove Fulla Vaseline

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.

If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!

by Chanel B September 28, 2008

Vageyebrows

Tufts of pubic hair which stick out from the sides of a bikini bottom

"OMG, Megan, Tiffany totally needs to wax her vageyebrows. Her crotch looks like Groucho Marks"

by Kooshbag33 April 23, 2015

Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Jeff Veasey

see CJayC

Jeff Veasey is CJayC

by Matt Ludwig December 28, 2003