Vance

A Charming, usually blonde male. He loves to relate with people and is overall good in all categories, including sex.

"Vance was great last night!"
"Vance was really nice."

by Eleman7630 November 1, 2017

Vance

A reverse boner, your penis goes back up into your body.

Dude, that girl was so ugly, that she gave me a vance.

by TheShogunDude October 5, 2012

vance

vance is a rich boy who is always flashing his ass. all he wants is a girls big booty, so he can shove his 1 incher in it. His mom is also very hot.

Vance, ur a cunt.

by yermasaur October 9, 2019

Vance

a slang term for a penis, usually used to insult somebody.

Dude your vance is out! God you're such a vance.

by The P. Master April 18, 2010

vance

A name given to someone who makes bets about arbitrary things. This person will also claim to have made bets with others for some quick cash.

"Rob you are such a vance I never made a bet with you."

by arrrg12 September 6, 2007

vanced

Vanced, also known as "YouTube Vanced" is a custom YouTube application for Android devices which contains zero ads, it removes all kinds of advertisements from YouTube for completely free, without the user having to purchase YouTube Premium, Vanced does it for free! It comes with SponsorBlock, which removes all kinds of annoying parts (paid promotions, self promotions, intros, outros, like/subscribe reminders, and a lot more), it does a great job, and it's 100% safe to use! It's advanced, but without "ad"!

Person 1: Bruh I got double unskippable ads yesterday on YouTube :( I'm heavily thinking about buying premium but I can't really afford it tbh :(
Person 2: Bro, just download YouTube vanced, it does the job for free!
Person 1: Really? Thanks bro!

Person 2: No problem bro!

by thesmartkid420 August 26, 2021

vance

Dried semen. An unsightly stain.

After Tommy Vance, UK radio DJ.

by mike2sheds March 7, 2007