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Van Goghing

Before inserting, you just kinda use your dick like a paint brush and brush is on her "lips"
Yo bro, I was Van Goghing this chick, and she asked if I drew a self portrait of her....
by bLazeni May 1, 2010
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Van Gogh's Paint Brush

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.
I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.
by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017
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Van Goghnuts

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Van Gogh

To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.
Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!
by This is just a pseudonym November 11, 2021
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Double Van Gogh

The act of cutting off both of one’s ears, also known as the natural response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.
“I swear to God, if I hear Despacito one more time, I’m gonna pull a double Van Gogh”
by AssblastMcGee October 17, 2017
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THEO VAN GOGH

Theodoor "Theo" van Gogh (Dutch pronunciation: ˈteːjoː vɑnˈɣɔx, July 23, 1957 – November 2, 2004) was a Dutch film director, film producer, columnist, author and actor. He was the great-grandson of Theo van Gogh, who was the brother of artist-painter Vincent van Gogh.

Mistaken by many to be a guy that was vonurable. This is not true. When you fucked with him he was very poisonous. With other words: He coquetted with his vulnerability.

He really really wasnt a Nelson Mandela type a guy.

Theo really thought he was untouchable saying the things he did about muslims and Islam. When he got stabbed to death by a muslim extremist his last words where: "Mercy mercy! Cant we talk it out?"

He went out like a coward.
Guy one: "Theo van Gogh wasn't a coward, he said what he thought; A real crusader of the free word"

Guy two: "Yeah then why did he begged for his live like a litte bitch when he was about to get stabbed to death?"

Guy Three: Damn that's messed up.
by gooznr1 October 4, 2010
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van Gogh

(v) To ejaculate into a person's ear.
Dude, my filthy pig for a girlfriend let me van gogh her last night.
by Seth22 May 26, 2006
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