Alexander valdez jr

A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go

Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr

by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

lauren renee valdez

A girl who wants to be the best she can be and won't let you hold her back. You might not realize at first but she's enchanting in her personality and looks. Once you get to know her she is not shy at all and will blurt out anything on her mind appropriate or not. She loves animals and animals love her. She goes with the flow but if she doesn't agree she won't . If she doesn't like you , you'll know. She has a fairly large behind as well!

Bro that's Lauren Renee Valdez
Man she is smoking hot.

by Boo02 June 23, 2017

Kya Valdez

Kya is the most beautiful women in the whole entire world. She is the sweetest, kindest, and most thoughtful person. She is the type of person you can rely on if you ever have any mental problem. she is a great role model for younger and older generation. she is very mature, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t fun. she is actually a really funny girl with a great sense of humor. she can light up any sad person’s day or just any person’s day in general. She is the girl i think many people can look to in a dark time to at least help make it brighter. She is also the greatest wife in the whole existence of the world.

Kya Valdez is really beautiful and deserves the whole universe

by Jmie0310 June 10, 2023

Marc Valdez

Marc Valdez is a gorgeous human. They have a angelic voice like no other, and love to sing for cb choir.

Person 1: Who is that gorgeous alpha male
Person 2: Thats Marc Valdez for sure!

by floydtank April 29, 2023

Jerry Valdez

running next to someone holding one finger to your nostril and shooting a booger on said person

I just Jerry Valdezed your mom, get fucked.

by thesnowbunny December 15, 2023

U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.

After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.

by QuacksO August 5, 2018