The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
Get the U.S.S. Juan Valdezmug. by allstarwrestlinginsider March 15, 2022
Get the Paulo Valdezmug. Someone that is humble. A family person. Doesn’t give up on anything or anyone. Is very good in bed. Loving and caring, but if you mess with him enough, he’ll make your life a living hell.
Luis Valdez is such a teddy bear.
Man I wish I could be more like Luis Valdez .
We all love Luis Valdez, he’s such a loving person, we enjoy his company.
Can’t wait to sleep with Luis Valdez again.
Man I wish I could be more like Luis Valdez .
We all love Luis Valdez, he’s such a loving person, we enjoy his company.
Can’t wait to sleep with Luis Valdez again.
by Little Biggs November 25, 2021
Get the Luis valdezmug. A trap! look out! This male/female (I can't tell the difference) is actually one of the best people in the world and should totally win a Grammy Award for his superiority to all of his friends.
by PariParu PV April 20, 2022
Get the paris valdezmug. Kya is the most beautiful women in the whole entire world. She is the sweetest, kindest, and most thoughtful person. She is the type of person you can rely on if you ever have any mental problem. she is a great role model for younger and older generation. she is very mature, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t fun. she is actually a really funny girl with a great sense of humor. she can light up any sad person’s day or just any person’s day in general. She is the girl i think many people can look to in a dark time to at least help make it brighter. She is also the greatest wife in the whole existence of the world.
by Jmie0310 June 10, 2023
Get the Kya Valdezmug. When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family
by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025
Get the Valdez sandwichmug. "don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017
Get the Juan Valdez Jacuzzimug.