Vagoona

Vagina-Vagoona. Used to describe a virgin or someone with little sexual experience.

"Ted, you're such a vagoona."

by noogle November 18, 2003

Vagowned

Noun. Vah-joned.

1. To be owned in some way by a vagina.

2. To be owned in some way by a feminist.

3. A girl breaks up with you and becomes a lesbian.

1. Guy 1: He got his fist stuck in WHERE?
Guy 2: HAHA, VAGOWNED!

2. My friend opened a door for this girl and she just started screaming at him about how she wasn't weak and didn't need his help. That feminist bitch totally vagowned him...

3. She left him for another woman. Poor Frank was totally vagowned.

by Deadloched January 8, 2009

Vagoina

origin: Basketball the movie

During one of Coop's glorious psych outs

Joseph R. Cooper: with Australian accent How to speak San Franciscan ?

He pulls Squeak's shorts down, revealing his bottom

Joseph R. Cooper: Vagooina !

you love vagoiiina

ie. telling someone they love to pound ass.

by dirtysanchez March 27, 2005

Vagowned

When a girl is kicked in the vagina, especially by another girl.

Person One: "dude, did you hear that those two girls got into a fight?"

Person two: Yeah, that bitch totally got vagowned.

by Infinite Eventuality June 10, 2009

vagonstipated

constipated in the vaginal area.

I can't pee because I'm vagonstipated.

by LifeIsMusicIsLife May 6, 2011

Vagorrhage

When a woman experiences a really heavy period and it's like she's haemorrhaging blood out of her vagina

I'm totally having a vagorrhage this month!

by viridianblue April 25, 2014

vagonfidence

Vagina confidence

girl looking in mirror- "my vagina looks great today, I have hella vagonfidence today"

by loverboy26 November 25, 2014