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Vaginasaurus Rex

AVagina which is huge, has teeth and is a carnivore because it DEVOURS meat of all sorts.

Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean
OH mate, look out for her, she gets around and i hear she has a vaginasaurus rex.
by kritter0027 April 7, 2011
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vaginasaurus ex

An ex-girlfriend or wife who didn't take your breaking up with her well. A scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. Like Wayne's ex in Waynes World
I'm concerned that my friend will suffer an attach from his vaginasaurus ex.
by J Zee July 25, 2009
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vaginasuarus

Caleb is a vaginasuarus
by Ugly kid named louis March 6, 2015
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vaginasaurus

1. A large predator that should have been extinct a million years ago.

2. A xxxxtra large women who u must first role in flour to find the wet spot.
1. Vaginasaurus is like a riding a Japanese bike... Both fun to ride.. But you wouldn't want your friends to see you riding one.

2. The vaginasaurus that is smiling at me from the bar
by treespur October 18, 2007
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Vaginasaurus Rex

1.When someone, male or female, is being an incredible whiny bitch and/or seems like they have so much sand in their vagina;real or presumed, that the Mojave Desert then seems like a sand box.

Their mating call is a sound that comes deep within your throat, is loud; above 80 decibels and you have to wag your tongue back and forth in your mouth to create said noise. Since their nature is to wade in their own self pity, instead of being turned on they reply with "What's wrong with you?" or "You're so fucking gay". And then walk away to go and touch his/herself.
Matt: "Oh whoa is me, my life sucks, I'm going to go and drink all day because no one likes me. I hate my job and I just want to kill myself."

Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"
by The Golden Child Is I October 20, 2008
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vaginasaurus

The anatomy of an ancient and should be extinct reptilic woman of the Mesozic dating era. Usually carnivorous and often of enormous size.

Term can also be used in reference to the female attached to the anatomy
He became a gay vegetarian after he was mauled by the Vaginasaurus.

The vaginasaurus gave a deep throated growl and the stench of fleshy decay filled the bedroom.
by Bermuda Ben May 12, 2008
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vaginasaur

a man that is constantly harassing girls trying to get laid.
by ilovethanpayne February 7, 2009
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