Chocolate Vacuum

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.

Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.

by The JWho September 6, 2010

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Cum vacuum

A woman ( or man) that loves to suck the cock and swallow.

Mixx is a huge cum vacuum.

by Rick rosse November 19, 2006

vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011

vacuum

In player parlance, it's a pushy technique used in making conversation with women where you ask an open-ended question and stubbornly wait for an answer. You don't say anything until she does, no matter what. You don't fidget, you don't laugh, you don't look apologetic or at all uncomfortable. Eventually, she will get uncomfortable with the vacuum, and fill it by answering your question, getting herself involved in the conversation.

(You're talking some woman up, and the convo runs a bit dry, so you turn on the vacuum:)
You: "Tell me about the best photograph you've ever seen."
Her: Huh?
You: ...
Her: ... (fidgeting)
You: ...
Her: Well, I saw one in a magazine once.
You: ... (cock an eyebrow)
Her: Well, I was flying home from Singapore and there was an article about Cambodia, and I was kinda bored, but then I turned to the second page and there was this woman staring back at me with the most incredible eyes, I had to stop myself from crying...

by pizzaf November 10, 2008

Australian vacuum

A sexual maneuver involving going "down under" and sucking the filth/exrement out of someone's butthole while manuvering the penis manually back and forth, the way one moves a vaccuum cleaner over a carpet.

I can't believe Jamese suggested that she give me an Australian vacuum, and then tried to kiss me afterwards! Oi, oi, oi!

by neergmas March 19, 2009

The Vacuum

When banging a girl doggystyle you grab her by the wrists and pull both arms back towards you. Thus causing her to nosedive into the bed/couch/floor. The moaning and heavy breathing causes a vacuum effect upon any surface her face comes in contact with. This move is not for the faint of heart but one that can yield spectacular results. In other words, it's a game changer.

This girl I date loves when I go caveman on her and put her in "the vacuum".

by Impact Jackson September 11, 2009