Von

Von is very weird. People tell her she is pretty but she doesn’t believe them. Von isn’t happy with her self so instead of trying to fix it to be a “perfect girl” that you ring on instagram she never goes out and only goes to school and back. Von is very delusional about one boy and she can’t keep her eyes off of him. People often tell her to stop but in her mind she knows it’s not that easy. Von is very competitive and she HATES losing. She often plays sports to keep her mind off everything around her. Von has a really bad attitude when you first get to know her because her guard stays up so if she’s ever hurt you LET HER KNOW. If you get a Von you should love them and never let them go.

If you get a Von treat her with respect

by Hearts444hannah November 20, 2023

von

if your a hie ass nigga who acts like you tote guns your a von, if you are a skinny lanky bitch who needs to gain weight your a von, and if u smell like ass and shit your a von

nigga your acting like a von

by king khi July 26, 2025

von

he will fuck yo mom

yo dude von just fuck my mom bro!

mom did you fuck von again?!

by bdcripsuckanikkadick August 18, 2025

Von Sway

It cannot be taught, Von Sway is something you feel its not something you think, its not something you analyse and think about logically its something you feel

Thanks etho for the new copypasta.

It cannot be taught, Von Sway is something you feel its not something you think, its not something you analyse and think about logically its something you feel

by hdcgcdn,kvg June 16, 2018

Von Sway

A bastardisation of Feng Shui created by Minecraft YouTuber EthosLab, made to satirically justify design choices within the game. Characterised by chaotic, crazy, and colourful building.

Lesson number 1 to Von Sway: It can not be taught. It's something you feel, it's not something you think, it's not something you analyse and think about logically, it's something you feel.
Lesson number 2 to Von Sway: It is the perfect combination of three things: pleasing aesthetics, chaos, and functionality. Those three things in perfect harmony, are Von Sway

by CyanGriffin January 2, 2019

Von Ryan

The wrong spelling of VonRyan, which is a name of Great Power and Extremely Handsome.

It's VonRyan baby, not Von Ryan.

Woman 1: "Daaaamn Gina, who is that? He's handsome!"
Woman 2: "Martin's friend VonRyan!! Girl...I Know!"

"Wow, look at VonRyan go!"

by bigfactsnews December 6, 2019

Von Schnitzel

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.

I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!

by vonschnitz September 25, 2005