Nine Volt Yoda

The coolest band ever...plain and simple...the coolest THREE guys in the world...now that creepy kid is gone

I love the band Nine Volt Yoda.
Rick got kicked out of Nine Volt Yoda.

by Senior Burk August 8, 2003

9 volting

licking of the anus

the feeling you receive when licking a 9 volt battery is the same the kinda tingling feeling you get when licking the anus, hence the term '9 volting'.

by wild animal July 26, 2010

9 Volt Battery

While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery

i started licking this chick's asshole and she gave me the 9 Volt Battery! WTF!!!

by Lucky Lucifer August 22, 2011

500 volts strait to the nipple

A shocking surprise

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah

by Shhocker December 18, 2017

9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

by Tirulian November 6, 2009

60 Volt Pounding

the act of using a 60v sawzall with the dildo attachment to pound out your butthole, only done by yellow 60v power tool fans fans for personal satisfaction

can also be used as "60 Volt Pounded" for past tense

scenario 1:the other morning after getting off from a very long 13.72 hour nightshift, i proceeded to climb in my tempurpedic mattress with adjustable box spring. After setting the mattress to position 2 (the best for 60 Volt pundings), i then 60 Volt pounded myself for the next hour until the battery died. those new 60v batteries really push the extra power needed for a good 60 Volt pounding!!

scenario 2: I 60 Volt pounded myself last night with the new larger attachment and the oscillating option. WOW, what a sensational rush

scenario 3: Vinny, why dont you sit down dor a moment?...na im good brah Because my ass is destroyed from when i 60 Volt pounded myself last night

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by pump crew nightshift 19CIA February 14, 2019

12 volt

Isak: That socket only have a 12 volt outlet.
Martin: I dont think so *Brings sveiserapparat*
Adrian: AU FAEN *Jumps off chair*
Dag: Jævla idiot *claps hands*

SVEISEAPPARATET MITT GÅR PÅ 12 VOLT

by Nyan_Master September 29, 2017