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Venezuelan Trash

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A term used to define a person or group of persons from Venezuela with a lack of personality, absurd natiolatism and a exaggerated used of the national flag. Other qualitys are dressing like a rachet prostitute, compulsive use of the national soccer team Tshirt or hat.
Oh my god all those Venzuelans in Panama are so trashy!!
Stop taking bobpics with the flag you are so Venezuelan trash!!
by AssIanbae November 2, 2017
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venezuelan hat trick

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the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.
Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
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Venezuelan Car Wash

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A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.
That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.
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its when a chick, preferably from “Petare“, has a yeast infection, is on their period and has genital warts and you fuck her vigorously with a rolling pin. Then you extract the vaginal fluids built up after jamming the rolling pin vagina and bake it in an oven at 400 degrees for 18 minutes.

Note that you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (Warts)
I picked up Yulasis and I made a Venezuelan Pizza, with extra cheese since her genital warts had extra puss.
by Hi-top June 30, 2009
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Venezuelan Fly Trap

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A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
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Venezuelan Diet

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A five day fast. The only thing you’re allowed to consume is plain water.
Me: I think you’re getting a little overweight, you should go on a Venezuelan Diet.
by Her im February 26, 2019
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venezuelan hotdog

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Like a titjob, but with the glutes and the corresponding posterior cleavage. Named after the Caribbean country's famed "perros con todo".
OMG Becky, look at her butt! She must hive one hell of a Venezuelan Hotdog
by CaptInsolito August 21, 2019
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