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Joao Vasco

He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL
I am a super hot girl, and Joao Vasco has just had sex with me.
by Carlos da Maia October 24, 2020
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XO Vasco

yo xo vasco is UP NEXT
by anonymous June 29, 2021
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Matthew vasco

He is a great friend who values friends and family. He a funny and special person.
by gho st May 28, 2020
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Vancouver, Washington

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
by Papa Zita March 9, 2020
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viscous innards

A term given to us by Professor MTR to describe the warm, supple, sticky, sometimes even tight punani of a woman
Pookie and Ray Ray destroyed the hoodboogers viscous innards
by mulchintime January 31, 2023
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kick a vsco girl day

On October 24th you can kick any vsco girl and throw their god dang hydroflask and dent the crap out of it, and cut their god dang scrunchies.
boy 1: guess what day it is??
boy 2: KICK A VSCO GIRL DAY
by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019
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VSCO girls

VSCO girls are females that own crocs, vans, millions of scrunchies, a hydroflask, & metal straws. They usually wear oversized t-shirts & get Starbucks. Instead of laughing like a stable human being, they say “sksksksksksk” & when they want to be dramatic, or for literally no reason, they say, “and I-oop”. They post their “cute photos” on their favorite app, VSCO. They CLASSIFY themselves as VSCO girls & admit it. If they don’t admit it, they aren’t a true VSCO girl.
“VSCO girls were EVERYWHERE at my school when i came back from summer vacation.”
by l.f.e October 28, 2019
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