Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.

She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.

Wine Vagine by Nissssy April 28, 2023

platinum vagine 

A vagina that is superior to all other vaginas. If a woman claims to have a platinum vagine put a ring on it. This often correlates with sexual abilities that are solid gold.

Cashier: "May I please swipe your platinum?"
Platinum vagine owner: "Only if you pay the insertion fee."

platinum vagine by HarryLutz March 22, 2017

black vagine 

a term for a bruised labia, which leaves a black and blue mark for weeks.
the black vagine is usually sustained during sexual activity, but there is also at least one documented incident which occurred in a kitchen, in which a heavy container of food fell, pinning one labia against the floor.

I can't have sex this week 'cause my black vagine is killing me!

black vagine by M, Rav and Jo December 11, 2007

Fine vagine 

Fine Vagine. That’s all it is

Mitchell said that Jacob had a fine Vagine and he would hit that

Fine vagine by Notlaneyforsure October 15, 2017

pristine vagine 

1. An STD free female sexual organ.
2. The elite class of vaginas.
3. First class vag.
4. A vagina so clean, you could eat off of it.

Example 1:
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.

Example 2:
Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"

Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."

pristine vagine by Squid and Flounder April 21, 2010

Prime Vagine 

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.

lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!

Prime Vagine by numberoneLAD August 9, 2012

Jus de Vagine 

Pussy Juice

I had her sweet jus de vagine on my fingers all afternoon.

Jus de Vagine by soccertease April 25, 2014