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1. An STD free female sexual organ.
2. The elite class of vaginas.
3. First class vag.
4. A vagina so clean, you could eat off of it.
Example 1:
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.

Example 2:
Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"

Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."
by Squid and Flounder April 21, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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