When a person in your family or friend group pretends to know how to do something and instead makes a complete clusterfuck out the situation pretending it wasn't them.
Jim: Hey, did you see Dan last night try to make cocktails? That was pretty useless.
Mark: Yeah, too bad Bob got explosive diarrhea afterwards.
Mark: Yeah, too bad Bob got explosive diarrhea afterwards.
by uselessdictionary August 28, 2023
Get the uselessmug. Mahima had one job to rock up to the breakfast today morning, but slept in, SO USELESS!!!!
ONE FREKEN JOB!!!!!
ONE FREKEN JOB!!!!!
by The Big man from AOSC September 22, 2017
Get the Uselessmug. by Narutokun911 January 26, 2021
Get the Uselessmug. 

