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Urbanite

Without any racism intended, it is a failure... a failure in multiple areas of life (not just career). It is one who lets their pants sag. One who should evacuate the city at the earliest possible convenience to live a meaningful, fruitful and experience-rich life. One who emulates the mannerisms, language, and fashions associated with African-American culture, particularly hip hop in the United States or the Grime/Garage scene in Britain. A failed attempt at cultural appropriation. One who gets no fulfillment from work. One who is the weakest link in a friendship network, usually the "mooch" & one who is in debt or utilizes debt. One with no discipline, no true culture, no progress, no patience, no responsibility, no honor, no dignity & no respect. One who believes in the melting pot theory, that old blasphemous, gene-mutating perversion which permanently disfigures their offspring for ten generations. One who believes in immediate self gratification. One who is expecting the government to deliver food stamps and/or financial aid. A complete loser in ever sense of the word.
No, I will not move to Philly. It's filled with crime, drugs, allophillia & urbanites. We'll stay in Hockessin or we're threw.
by theBurbite August 27, 2012
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Urbanism

The Religion based on the Holy book of the Urban Dictionary

Religious followers take pride in saving sad delinquents of humanoids and giving them a spiritual insight into the world of Urban

Pilgrims often travel urbandictionary to add definitions to a variety of objects while also confirming syndromes they thought no-one else had (such as Syndrome Syndrome, where Doctors can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with.
Sad delinquent of humanoids: i'm so sad

Urbanist: Hey, join Urbanism, we'll set you straight in no time!

Sad delinquent of humanoids: Wow, i didn't know anyone else had Dog syndrome... I'm a re-born Urbanist!
by Green eggs and Wenham July 26, 2009
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Heady Urbanite

I man in the St.Louis dating scene who will woo you, wine you and dine you and then talk you into a realtionship. While he is cheating with at least 5 other women.

He fancies himself a hipster and surrounds himself with college kids to make himself feel better

He knows a little about everything and nothing about ALOT!
He claims to be a college graduate, when in fact he dropped out of community college.
He is articulate and admirable on the surface.., But he has no depth or soul.
Jeremy otherwise known as Jazzmahn and again AKA known as Hiddenbhm is listed as a heady urbanite on every dating site in St.Louis.
by Stephy Kelley October 5, 2007
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Urbandist

An Urbandist is a person that quickly writes a definition, quickly dislikes any other definition, and then expects you to like theirs. Also, quite a selfish person. However, most people that look at definitions like THESE aren't like that. right?
Dis dude is such an urbandist for thinking I'd vote good for him when he voted bad for me! I'd vote good for him!
by Swago1200 January 15, 2019
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Tactical Urbanism

Tactical Urbanism is the belief that faffing about becomes productive if you make up new words for it, and it takes place on The Street, in A City.
Tactical Urbanism is going to make this city awesome. I already have a website with pictures and we're on our 15th charrette.
by Ted Smith PhD. June 8, 2013
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Butthurt Urbanite

Refers to a member of the group of people around here who, butthurt about Trump winning the election, write definitions using his name.
"Hey look, this butthurt urbanite defined taking a trump as a toxic dump!"

"Hey this other one made a definition about trumpy butt!"
by EpicDude139 December 17, 2016
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New Urbanism

Urban design movement started in the late 1980 aiming to reform all aspects of real estate development; Movement to make suburbs look like a city without including the amenities
New Urbanism guides development at all scales; I blame New Urbanism for the increase in my taxes.
by Will Greenhalgh June 9, 2003
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