Failing upwards

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom

"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!

by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020

uplard

A very slow, sluggish upload due to a large file size, poor Internet connection, or both.

This PowerPoint is an uplard...taking so friggin' long!

by MiPaul December 20, 2016

upward flow

A flow that goes upward

The opposite direction of a water fall would be a upward flow.

by Why are you here November 19, 2020

Uptarded

To make more retarded/slower than before...

I uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit

by deftonz1 August 11, 2003

Utkarsh

Amazing dude with 9 inch cocc and ability to make anyone instantly cum, (including joe mum ez), he earns more than ur dad and plans to be ur dad, considering ur mum likes him a lot, dude's iq surpasses einstein. prolly some dude who likes kushagra more than he likes ur mum

Yoooo, ur looking super hot, what are u supposed to be
Im an Utkarsh

by Bruh Sigmaa October 11, 2021

Utkarshni

A girl who is Beautiful, sexy and and cute at the same time. She loves to travel. She is a comedian and the best part about her is that she is a big time foodie.

You can also call her FAB.

What do you want to be in life?

I want to grow up and become Utkarshni

by @naamakool May 2, 2018

Uptarded

adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.

Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch

by Lonewolf March 17, 2003