adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.
Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch
by Lonewolf March 17, 2003
Get the Uptarded mug.When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).
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Get the utardia mug.A person who uses unicode letter replacements in order to be cool in the online word. These people also usually think they can hack, but have never written a line of code in their life.
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Get the unitard mug.Typical narrow minded more often than not never been out of the state, goodie goodie from Utah. Often LDS or used to be. Main goals
In life are to have as many kids as possible and believe they accomplished something. Often married by 18. Drive exactly the speed limit or 5 miles under it. Drive the speed limit in the passing Lane. The believe true comedy lies in a fart joke. Rarely had more than 3 sexual partners in their life time. Say oh my heck. Super vanilla.
In life are to have as many kids as possible and believe they accomplished something. Often married by 18. Drive exactly the speed limit or 5 miles under it. Drive the speed limit in the passing Lane. The believe true comedy lies in a fart joke. Rarely had more than 3 sexual partners in their life time. Say oh my heck. Super vanilla.
Get out of the passing lane fucking utard!
Billy just had his 8th kid. He’s 30. Utard.
John is asking you guys to keep
It down at this restaraunt/bar and try not to drink in front of his kids. Tell John to suck my cock and not being his kids to an adult establishment. Fucking utard.
Billy just had his 8th kid. He’s 30. Utard.
John is asking you guys to keep
It down at this restaraunt/bar and try not to drink in front of his kids. Tell John to suck my cock and not being his kids to an adult establishment. Fucking utard.
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Get the Utard mug.1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
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