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dumb nigga university

When a nigga say some shit that’s so dumb that he needs to take a whole-ass class to realize how dumb he is.
Guy 1: Hey bro you know the earths flat
Guy 2: Bro are you fucking retarded? Please apply at dumb nigga university
by bruinsboy July 19, 2020
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University of Phoenix

I got drunk right before the SAT, so I had to attend the University of Phoenix.
by gmwdim March 18, 2013
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Vanderbilt University

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.
Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University
by gobosox August 19, 2017
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Universeitself

Probably the most annoying fucking asshole you'll ever fucking meet holy shit. They constantly think they're the best person, or the better example in a situation.

If your friend is a Universeitself, they're the embodiment of your little cousin holding your tablet with cheeto fingers. And when you told a swear word in elementary school to your friend group, the Universeitself friend, like the little bitch that he is, told on Mrs. Robinson while you were getting clout points

Often backseat mods
Guy: Dude! I (Talks about doing an easy task)...It's just like stealing a candy from a baby!

UniverseItself: Thats not cool, you should be incredibly ashamed of yourself for even thinking about stealing candy from an infant
by ii_voidss June 18, 2021
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Steven universe future

Steven : Connie, will you marry me.
Connie : no
Steven : *breakdown*

Steven universe future is sad
by Puppydog101 March 16, 2020
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Dixie State University

Utah's party school. Seriously about the only thing it's known for.

Dixie State University is a small school located in St. George Utah and founded in 1911. Formerly known as Dixie State College. Dixie's mascot is "Big D" which is kind of awesome. Kids go there to 'escape' Utah but still be in Utah. Many mormon freshmen will have their first sip of alcohol while attending Dixie. It's conveniently close to Las Vegas and California and is insanely hot in the summer. A genuinely great school with administration and professors that don't totally suck. Surrounded by beautiful Utah scenery and home to lots of outdoor activities. Like drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.
I heard the business program there is actually pretty good but I can't remember because I was way too drunk.

"Dude you're going to Dixie State University??"
"Yeah I really love it's location, curriculum, and affordability!"
"No, you just wanted to drink way too much and pretend you're still in high school"
"Yeah, you're right..."
by Dixieloverbigd October 16, 2013
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Warren National "University"

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.
I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"
by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009
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