Unicornism [Religion] 

1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)

2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout

Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.

1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion

2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion

The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?


Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.

Unicornism [Religion] by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009

Keep Chasing Unicorns

A metaphor for "never grow up"
when someone never wants to be
or wants to think like an adult.
keep believing in unicorns like a little kid,
but in a good and naive way.
Staying true to your believes
believing in utopies

A: "I'll never be like them"

B: "Me neither we will keep chasing unicorns"

Keep Chasing Unicorns by clemente January 28, 2012

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows 

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.

Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows by Lynea May 20, 2016

Unicorning 

The act of running around naked with an erection.

This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!

Unicorning by Unicorners August 22, 2011

unicorns

The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)

Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.

unicorns by yuuutsuna July 2, 2008

unicorning 

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

unicorning by cheese&crackers September 28, 2012

senor unicornio 

Senor Unicornio is an awesome pillow pet unicorn. He has a mustache and a beautiful floral bow tie. He has a lot of swag and is everyone's best friend. However, Senor Unicornio does not talk. He has lavender plush fur and it is so soft that you could sleep in it. Senor Unicornio lives with a loving family. Senor Unicornio has been on a diet his entire life by not eating anything. He is a supermodel for his glorious facial hair. He lives on a bed on Unicornio Avenue. His favorite amusement park is UnicorniaLand, just like Disneyland but for unicorns. #fab4ever

Senor Unicornio is so swag! Does he gotta bae? Or NAH? IZ HE TRYNA DATE? OR NAH

senor unicornio by Senor Unicornio June 7, 2014