Umbrella Rule

If you come prepared for a situation; most instances the object you brought will not be necessary. Much like bringing an umbrella because of rain in the forecast, but since you have the umbrella, it isn't raining, or won't rain at all.

Ron: Of course it isn't raining the day I bring my umbrella with me.

Mike: Umbrella rule dude, it'll never rain whenever you come prepared.

by baked_12 April 24, 2011

UmbrellaSexual

When you want to get it on with your umbrella ;)))

Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one

Seb: HOLY SHIT bro my umbrella is looking FINE today if you know what I'm saying

Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...

by your bastard father's corpse February 2, 2021

umbrellaacademyz_

A umbrella academy fanpage that’s really mean towards Luther fans

“Did you see umbrellaacademyz_ on TikTok today ?
“Yes I did “

by ASHELLHHH July 14, 2021

Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.

"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."

by TMSR January 5, 2008

Umbrella Academy

A comic series written by Gerard Way

Gerard Way signed my Umbrella Academy book!

by EverybodyHatesMe June 11, 2015

Black Umbrella

The Right Stuff that Miley Cyrus smokes

Miley - Just give me that Blunt and I'll last all night. I wish I had like 500.

Miley - Black Umbrella. yeah yeah yeah yeah we're smoking the right stuff

by Armbar24 June 19, 2011

The Umbrella

When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.

Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.

by DruPaul December 26, 2008