Umbiliphone

A combination of Umbilical and Phone. The cursed name given to a mobile phone that constantly tethers a man to his wife/girlfriend.

Where did Jack go?

Oh, he's outside talking on the umbiliphone to his wife.

by Clock Sticking March 11, 2010

Umbilical Spit

A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.

Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"

by boatsfalcon April 8, 2013

umbiblical cord

The connector from our Heavenly Father to any good Christian. Provides spiritual nourishment.

Without God's umbiblical cord, our lives are meaningless.

by Darius Miles October 30, 2013

Umbright

A last name of germanic origin (from Umbricht) with the amazing ability to impart hyper-intelligence to the fourth born child in a family. Tragically, this magical gift relegates the first three children to substandard intelligence.

The three eldest Umbright children gaped in slack-jawed, simple-minded awe at their youngest sibling.

by u_fourth April 18, 2009

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

Roscoe Umali

Roscoe Umali is a under-appreciated Filipino rapper from L.A. He's been in the hip-hop game for some years and is only starting to get recognized. He's a talented emcee that puts out pride for all Filipinos world wide.

"I was ballin even way before I ever sold a record.
I'm a boss; I just happen to rap good,
Pour yourself a drink, jig, twist up a back wood.
Relax yourself, let your conscience be free,
And I'll rock it to the sounds of Umali and E-40."
-Live It Up by Roscoe Umali

by Nymphetamine2791 January 24, 2010

umalika

To say both "um" and "like" in the same sentence more than once, as if to waste time; overthinking

Mr. Drost's students umalika a lot.

by BaLdSoPro June 19, 2011