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Cian,Ivor,Sophie,Mathew,Andrew,Ava and Eliza have been playing ultimate tag for a while now cian tagged Mathew at 03:00am
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Ultimate Beer Javelin
A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
Ultimate Beer Javelin by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012
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Ultimate Badass
This is the expression used for the type o' guy who has to pay for repairs on the tank that just hit him, the guy who uses helicopter blades when shaving, the world record holder for most lead eaten in under a minute, the guy who's faster than a crack head with a prescription pad, the very same man that had Chuck Norris mow his lawn, the kind o' guy who catches his taxis by hand and the one we all know as Ultimate Badass.
Ultimate Badass by Cayk October 28, 2010
Ultimate Bacon Battle
A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.
Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.
Ultimate Bacon Battle by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
ultimate spinach
ultimate spinach by sixtysphysedelic January 27, 2009
Ultimate Troll
the ultimate troll refers to a level 10 troll that was brought to life by 'tripod'. the ultimate troll involves the male participant in talking to a girl for a set amount of time in which the female participant falls for the male and alllows them to smash. the male does not use any form of contraception and nuts inside of the female. the female becomes impregnated and once this occurs the male blocks and dips. this is in essence the ultimate troll that can ever occur.
yo i was playing rocket league and this bitch wants my platinum chamion cock. imma do the ultimate troll on her
Ultimate Troll by Lord OACH March 24, 2022
Ultimate Pendejo
George is married to a beautiful woman and recently he slept with a very ugly hooker. He is definitely an ultimate pendejo!
Ultimate Pendejo by WizeCheez September 12, 2009