UES (Underage Exotic Strippers)

youngsters becoming strippers before the age of 6 in some exotic wetlands.

yesterday me and my pedophile bestfriend went to a UES (Underage Exotic Strippers) club. it was very entertaining watching those little japanese strippers show their stuff.

by coolpeople+rea+flem August 2, 2009

The underage Remington

A very desirable underage male prepubescent. Sometimes have to hide your female significant other from this young man. Likes to beg older and more mature men to buy him marijuana cartridges.

It’s the underage Remington again trying to get me to but him weed pens. I better get him one before he steals my old lady

by Milf3500 November 22, 2023

The underage Remington

A very desirable, prepubescent boy whom every lady wants. He spends his long days stealing road signs and women’s hearts. He begs his more mature and older friends to buy him marijuana cartridges.

Watch out guys! The underage Remington is here. Hide your girlfriends and your vapes!!

by Milf3500 November 22, 2023

Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

undersage

Lacking maturity or wisdom.

He may not be underage, but he's sure undersage.

by ZarahiL September 15, 2018

under age drinking

n. When minors engage in illegal but fun activities to make up for the fact that they're stuck in high school at the whim of the state government until they turn 18.

Often a symptom of senioritis, and usually accompanied by the fear that the kid who's parents are away will magically return to discover upwards of 20 shitfaced teens in varying states of undress in the living room.

newspaper reporter: "under age drinking is on the rise... beware"

kid #1: under age drinking is a joke, I don't even get hangovers anymore!
kid #2: you're so right, man. Look I stole my parents' vodka, let's party!

by partier January 30, 2008

Underaged boy

Did u really just search underaged boys you better get off the internet the cops are on the way u sick pedo fuck

Jared: U want to pick up some underaged boys

John:no I’m calling the cops

by U are sick September 26, 2019