Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.
"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."
"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."
"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."
by James... September 16, 2006
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birthday: April 24, 1984
home town: Stillwater, OK
g/f: Kim Smith
siblings: Zack (older), Bailey (younger
parents: Tim and Tracy (divorced)
birthday: April 24, 1984
home town: Stillwater, OK
g/f: Kim Smith
siblings: Zack (older), Bailey (younger
parents: Tim and Tracy (divorced)
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