twofers

the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.

Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.

by Superthrive November 4, 2010

Twofer

A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer

Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?

Guy 2: Whats that?

Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.

Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.

by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016

twofer

Have you ever seen a super hot girl and then realized that she was as dumb as a shoe? Have you ever heard a girl say something really brilliant, only to turn around and discover that she was a full-on yeti? This is the opposite, its when a girl is not only hot, but smart.

Robyn is not only a 10 but shes smart, total twofer.

by punkrockn August 25, 2008

twofer

in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".

Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.

by sytelus May 5, 2009

twofer

Scamming public transport by using one ticket for two people, normally in an underground system where you have to rush through the barriers.

"I can't afford a ticket"
"I've already got one, we could twofer"

by Abhinav September 26, 2005

twoderful

What is better than wonderful ? twoderful !

WOW !, wasn't that wonderful ! Better than that , it was 'twoderful!!

by Gary N. September 26, 2007

Tennesee Twofer

Well the Tennesee Twofer is a 2 for 1 situation. You start out in the missionary position, dick goes in the snatch and the balls go up the pooper. That's Step 1.

Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.

For example, I was in Nashville last week, minding my own business when this ho comes up to me and says "S'up fool? hows about some Twofer action, Tennesee style?". Let me tell ya, I got my $5 worth. Tennesee Twofer stylee.

by Big John McCarthy December 19, 2006