A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!
by dynoball June 24, 2011
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by PopNoKick November 4, 2013
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something said when you're talking about two things happening at the same time, OR in any situation there is a 2 for 1.
Me: well damn, my truck is stuck in the ditch
Friend: it looks like you're out of gas too!
Me: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A TWOOFER here!!
Friend: it looks like you're out of gas too!
Me: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A TWOOFER here!!
by threalmccoysandwicheater September 22, 2018
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by Toffer666 September 27, 2018
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– Would you like a twoffee?
– When I have troubles waking up, I sometimes get a twoffee.
– Mark tries to reduce his coffee consumption but often ends up drinking a twoffee.
– Sorry for being late, I had a twoffee.
– When I have troubles waking up, I sometimes get a twoffee.
– Mark tries to reduce his coffee consumption but often ends up drinking a twoffee.
– Sorry for being late, I had a twoffee.
by RedTurnip May 11, 2020
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Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
by The_G January 21, 2021
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Twofer can also describe:
-people that blast bad rap music and think they are cool
-People who are annoying
-People who like technology too much
Twofer can also describe:
-people that blast bad rap music and think they are cool
-People who are annoying
-People who like technology too much
An example of twofer being used:
Emily yells at her school bully that uses her for math homework and says,” YOUR ARE BEING SUCH A TWOFER! I HATE YOU!”
Emily yells at her school bully that uses her for math homework and says,” YOUR ARE BEING SUCH A TWOFER! I HATE YOU!”
by WigsLikesJellyCat May 5, 2021
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