THE AMAZON TWISTER

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it

Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023

African asshole twister

When chubby black guy sticks his BBC deep into a white girls asshole and begins to twirl his finger in her vagina until she screams and twists.

Dude, the African asshole twister was so ham last night! Let's do it again ASAP.

by kinky horse balls November 29, 2021

Ass Twister

In meat man parlance, an Ass Twister is someone who gives the impression of wanting to buy, but in reality has no intention of doing so. Crafty and cunning, these time wasters are a particularly insidious breed of shit breather. Also known as come backs and be backs, the Ass Twister inquires about every item the meat man has to offer, frequently interrupts his presentation with inane questions, wants to run their grimy paws on the merchandise, wants brochures and phone numbers and then refuses to buy because they haven't got two nickels to rub together and they've already blown their allotment of food stamps even though it's only the second day of the month.

Russ: "So, if I make you a deal sweet as pie, can you take these six cases I've got laid out here?"

Shit Breather: "No, but if you come back da fust of da monf, I'll be wif you on dem cases!"

Russ: "You Fucking Ass Twister!"

by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011

Alabama twister

You get a girl and her tongue goes inside your foreskin and twisted around like a swirly

You know your middle school bully you dream about that’s your sister’s tongue that’s a Alabama twister

by Your local nigger March 15, 2019

South african snow twister

When a partner puts a leaf blower next to a furnace while Cumming on the others face with it going everywhere

"I gave my girlfriend a south african snow twister last night"

by South african snow twister June 26, 2022

Australian tounge twister

To eat out a girl

I heard Johnny gave her the Australian tounge twister last night. Lucky guy.

by Uberkillerboy November 13, 2018