Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!

by bubble28 December 23, 2008

Twinleaf'd

When small patches of snow appear outside overnight. (Origin: In Pokemon Platinum Version, snow patches that were not present in Diamond and Pearl appear for seemingly no reason.)

Person One: "Hey, are we going to get a snow day tomorrow?"

Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."

by Cole Minor February 11, 2010

thinglet

A super thin singlet that sits between the nipples to show more chest. Is commonly worn by bodybuilders and homosexuals.

"That dude's thinglet is so thin that he could also use it as dental floss".

by MadDogMadison March 27, 2016

Nut Tingler

A stimulation that rattles the mind as well as the body.Something that would give you goose pimples over. An inner high of highs.

What a NUT TINGLER! I was ridding my American made Harley on the 4th of July all day. It just doesn't get any better than that!

by Digger July 20, 2008

Hairy twinkler

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

by Philclowns February 13, 2008

tingle-worthy

1. a trigger that, potentially, can produce that initial feelings which leads to the ASMR experience within an individual. 2. something that has the capacity to cause tingles to occur within an individual.

I love watching Bob Ross videos on PBS. His instructional videos are tingle-worthy.

by Smilin Observer December 16, 2014