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An unattractively skinny girl who has no curves, booty, or boobs.

Also a very skinny long boy without muscles.
That girl is a twig, doesn't she eat??

That twig disapears behind the light pole!
Twig by the kool peep June 30, 2009

Twig Ass Bitch 

An insult used by the off spring of Verne Troyer and Dee Snyder in an attempt to anger one of vast superiority. Often followed by mocking of ones voice, sexual history and skills in player vs player combat and threatening to break your arm with his penis. Proceeded by accusing an individual of having cocks in their mouth.
You're only 165 at 5'11"? You're a twig ass bitch, I bet I could break your arm with my dick.
Twig Ass Bitch by ShockalockaWWA October 27, 2010

Snapping Twig 

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.
My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!
Snapping Twig by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

giggle twig 

WEED, GANJA, BUD THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF.
yo, britts laughing her ass off, got some of that giggle twig
giggle twig by GIGGLEXO April 13, 2011

Twig Dick 

Having a penis the shape of a stick, long and broken, always hard always poking.
Hey isnt that Kievin?
Yeah, Miranda was talking about his twig dick.
Twig Dick by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015
Young kids or tweens who make out at McDonald's.
Those twigs must think McDonald's is romantic or something.
Twig by DrunkIrishFloridian October 15, 2017