Tweeker tarps

when meat curtains become extreme

did you see her pussy lips thay look like meat curtains. Those aint meat curtains those are tweeker tarps cause their extremely stretched the fuck out

by Ateaball and flailing tuff February 7, 2021

Lone Tweeter

A person with little or no followers, but updates their Twitter anyway.

*Ann just updated her twitter from Twitterberry*

John: Why do you update your twitter when you have no followers?

Ann: I guess I'm just a Lone Tweeter.

by JFuhresh May 15, 2009

serial tweeter

Somebody who posts too many Tweets on Twitter. They post about everything that happens in their life. Your Twitter dashboard is consumed by Tweets from this ONE PERSON.

@example1: I just saw the coolest bird.

@example1: Oh man, this is a good sandwich.

@example1: My dad is such a homosexual.

@example2: @example1 you are a serial Tweeter!!

by stopyourserialtwitter@as August 28, 2010

Google and Tweeter

A person who goes on google looking for quotes to tweet on their twitter and pass off as their own thoughts.

Chad: Dude I unfollowed Rick on twitter, and you should do the same.
Tom: Why? What's wrong with him?
Chad: All he does is tweet quotes from google and pretend he made them up like me and his other 30 followers are stupid.
Tom: Ugh, he's such a Google and Tweeter.
Chad: Right, google and tweeters have no room on my timeline.

by ihearthead August 19, 2011

Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

tweeter-totter

an argument on twitter between two people, usually about something funny or pointless.

Those girls are on the tweeter-totter debating who is hotter... rob or taylor.

by chiica July 24, 2009

Tweeker

Any poor soul who has the bad ass luck of growing up in a small depressed desert town in CA or elsewhere who is emotionally addicted to CRYSTAL METH. They will kill and die for it, and can never be cured. They will want it every day for the rest of their lives. They start by doing lines, then smoke it, and eventually they graduate to "slamming" using needles. At this time, they never want to see anyone, unless they are tweeking. They are afraid of everything, except death. All of their friends are parolees, and they aint shit until they have been to prison at least once. They steal everything in sight, draw sexually explicit pictures, talk shit, disapear for days or even weeks, will physically assault the people they love, slash their own wrists and arms. They will lose up to 100 pounds in a few years. They will have spent all of their money and lost any job they might have once had. They are unemployable. They hate themselves. They will spent 5 to 40 hours straight beating off and sticking things up their asses. Some will steal panties from the apartment dryers and wear them. They will eventually accomplish self fellatio! Anything is possible with speed!!!

"Tell your tweeker friend to get the fuck out of my bathroom!"

"Palmdale is all about the tweekers. The Sherriffs do it too."

"I heard his mom tweeks with him every time her check comes."

"Dude, stop tweeking out on it for a while, They get the point, damn!"

by Alumni September 26, 2005