Tweed 

A self-centered, arrogant, and/or generally narcissistic person who believes they are better than everyone else because of money, status, intelligence, or age even though they didn't have work for it. Most prevalent in spoiled rich kids hence the name tweed. Often have fragile egos and a superiority complex. A prime example is Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.

Person A: Wow, you shop at Goodwill? Eww! I ONLY buy the most fashionable clothes and finest Gucci products. Unlike YOU, I don't NEED hand-me-downs.
Person B: Ok damn chill out. Fuckin' tweed.

Tweed by Lynden Spider February 19, 2021

Tweed 

A dough bag/moron

That guy is such a Tweed.

Tweed by Number Llama December 31, 2021

Tweed 

A term used to insult someone that does not like music

Tweed: Can you turn the radio off? I don’t like the music
Normal person: stop being such a TWEED and enjoy the tunes

Tweed by thatdudejeff March 26, 2022

Tweed 

A cuter twig #uwu

You’re such a ……tweed?

Tweed by Gorgoillae February 12, 2023

Tweed 

That thing that cowboys and old farmers have in their mouth. 🌾

"there goes grandpa chewing his tweed"

Tweed by big0tkiller March 28, 2025

tweed breed 

Tweed Breeds are located in Tweed Heads, Northern NSW. They are usually found dressed in nike shox and bum bags, or bare foot. They also usually wear snapbacks and usually have a rat tail or mullet. They usually fight in packs of ten and hang around areas such as tweed skate park, bypass, streets of coolangatta, eagle, or arkinstall. They are usually aged between 12 - 18. They smoke, steal, fight, swear, root and drink. A tweedbreeds vocabulary doesn't get much further than "putrid, grit, cunt, slut, mutt, dawg, mooxie, fuck and blat" Tweedbreed rivals are murbah, palmy army and kk87.

"why are you 12 and smoking?"
"cos im tweed breed cunt"

tweed breed by mnxjxdhvfgb al/n cjk hoeqhvfnc December 18, 2011

Tweed River Rubber 

Using a placenta as a condom

Person 1: Do you have protection?
Person 2: You just gave birth right?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Lets do a tweed river rubber

Tweed River Rubber by gloplord August 9, 2023