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twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
twat waffle by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.
Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display
Twat waffle by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.
Twat waffle by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat-waffle 

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.
My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.

Twaut Waffle 

Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.
Jack went down on Jill and thought he was eating breakfast. Twaut Waffle
Twaut Waffle by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017

twat waffle

A useless person ,lacking intelligence and common sense.(tiffany)wtc
tiffany was being a twat waffle at the mall.
twat waffle by alex" January 15, 2008