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Tandemonium

Any condition wherein chaos spreads from its original circumstances to another, usually unrelated, situation.
Everyone went crazy in line when we all found out that the Playstation 4's were shipped late. We all had to call in sick keep our places, so I'm sure it was Tandemonium at work.
by Double Hardhat November 4, 2010
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Tandem Puking

When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.
Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."

Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"

Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking
by sarge the boss June 7, 2009
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Riding the tandem

Me and Jessie are going to frolic in the meadow then we're riding the tandem for a while
by j-masta420 April 19, 2009
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tandem

I got tandemed last night by Gina and Rodger I can hardly walk.
by Dangerous Dave I September 7, 2005
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The Toronto Tandem Jump

The Toronto tandem jump is a sexual act performed during a threesome that involves two males and one female. The smaller male of the two allows the larger male to penetrate his anus, and then proceed to lift him up and fuck him into the girl.
Dude last night I got the best of both worlds when we did the Toronto Tandem jump.

A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana.

Ya and he made us both bleed.
by The Michelan Man January 8, 2009
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Tandem Bike

A Tandem Bike is a bicycle with two seats and two sets of pedals, allowing a couple to ride together. Requiring as much team work as a trust fall, but with fast moving traffic to fall in front of when it fails. A good way to test how strong your relationship is.

On conventional tandems, the front rider steers as well as pedals the bicycle and is known as the captain, pilot, or steersman; the rear rider only pedals and is known as the stoker, navigator, or rear admiral.

The term Tandem refers to the arrangement of the riders one behind the other rather than the number of riders. Bicycles for three, four, or five riders are referred to as "triples" or "triplets", "quads" or "quadruplets", and "quints" or "quintuplets" respectively. One such familiar to UK TV viewers was the "trandem" ridden by The Goodies.
1. That's an awesome Tandem Bike, but you should know that your woman on the back isn't peddling.

2. I was riding my Tandem Bike, and she must have been working harder because it was easier to peddle. Then I realized that she Fell off my bike

3. Your car has broken down! Don't worry, there is a spare seat on my Tandem Bike. Just sit down, put your feet on the pedals, and don't lean to the side while peddling.
by AussieGeoscientist April 3, 2011
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