TV

What idiots watch if they have nothing better to do, or just don't care and are lazy. Commonly known for having nothing interesting on. If you want good viewing, go on YouTube or something. Just don't get your brains sucked out by this garbage.

Guy 1: Hey, we're gonna go to an awesome party tonight. You in?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching TV.

Guy 1: Fine then, whatever.

-LATER-

Guy 2: Durrrr.... durrrr... durrr.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Ghizza Gazza October 10, 2008

TV

The object that has divorced couples and families for centuries.
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object

Don’t buy a tv

Timothy is watching tv
Mother: GIMME THAT REMOTE

Father: NO ME
Sister: ME
Timothy: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023

TV

shortened version of television;people like to watch it a lot

Joe:Hey dude let's got watch TV.
Ed:Ok.

by James Grimmer June 10, 2004

TV

Television

Often watched for far too long.


An easy way of parenting for lazy bums on the welfare. Kill 'em all.



Also used for "transvestite"- someone who dresses out of their gender.

A-Team was the best show ever to get on TV.


Yo mama a tv.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

TV

What makes rumors and taboos ever so more present in daily life.

"TV made living impossible after my co-workers found out that my date of birth coincided with the devil's."

by soccerisawesome August 4, 2007

TV

A Evil box of doom that makes kids idiots/stupid/retarded
and can make your grades go from a A+ to a F.

*Me* I dont allways watch TV anymore and im starting to get smarter WOOHOO!

by Tannen October 8, 2005

TV

A glowing set of Tits and a Vagina. thats seems to attract all people to constantly stare.

All I see on TV is tits trying to sell me shit I don't need.

by the NAD April 25, 2005