Tuscaloosa Twin

A combination of "The Twin" and the "Birmingham Booty call" for when your partner is not availilble. First you will need to locate a head shot of yourself and lay that out in front of you. Then put your cell phone on vibrate and shove it up your ass and begin masturbating! Then call your cell phone from your land line or some othe phone and shit it out and answer it. Now talk dirty to yourself as if you were speaking to your twin brother and cum all over the head shot of yourself you have in front of you and say "you like my cum bro?"!

My whore was at work so I couldn't give her a Birmingham Booty call so I just did the Tuscaloosa Twin instead!

by Ballzdeap September 4, 2013

Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.

Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.

by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014

Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.

Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.

by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023

Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under

When one ties a rope to the left leg, ties it to the highest limb of a tree, hangs upside down from a tree, and inserts their penis into their anus

They found old Georgie hanging from his oak tree doing the old Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under. The neighbors could not believe he was so well endowed!

by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010

Tuscaloosa Titty Twister

Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."

Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.

by TittyTwister69 January 13, 2016