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Tuscarawas County

This is a county in NE Ohio. Most of the dudes here are training to be on The Ultimate Fighter. For some reason this is the only place on earth where Acid Bath and Gwar are more popular than the Beatles. When residents reach their mid-twenties, it is common for them to relocate to Charleston South Carolina. Pastimes in Tuscarawas County include driving around on back roads and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, going to open mics to hear 21 year old kids cover Neil Young and Bob Dylan songs on an acoustic guitar, fighting, standing in someone's garage and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, trying to fuck waitresses, and giving people dirty looks in Taco Bell drive-thru. If you were to go to a party or a bar in Tuscarawas County there are many characters you will come across.....1) the dude who has been drinking Jim Beam and listening to Hank the 3rd all night dropping N-Bombs like it's his job. 2) The chick in the girly size Ohio State Jersey that is wasted and so excited that the Buckeys "kicked some fuckin' ass". 3) The dude trying to get a jam-band together. 4) The artsy girl who is going to move to (fill in the blank with some college town) to date some douche that wears a scarf ALL THE TIME. 5) The guy who wants to talk about how sweet Wilco is all night with whoever will listen. 6) The dude who has his XBox 360 hooked up to his cock so he can stream Netflix to the insides of his eyelids.

It's a pretty sweet place.
Don't invite those kids.....they are from Tuscarawas County.

Did you hear Dierks Bentley is playing at the Tuscarawas County Fair this year?

It was so Tuscarawas County when we were blowing lines of coke with those Hog Heaven waitresses.
by The Fading Captain January 11, 2010
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tubby tustard

the white squirty stuff that the teletubbies make at teh end of their show.
po will make the tubby tustard while the noo noo cleans up the mess
by christie yellow February 25, 2008
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TugARug

The once very popular childhood Scottish game of removing ill fitting tupes and wigs from the unsuspecting heads of passers by. The little dirty children used to be paid a threaded haypenny by bookmakers who were giving odds on a "ya"or "nay" to rich businessmen. A fight once broke out between a gambler and the local bookie, after odds of 3-1 were reneged upon when a rather feisty child caught a hand full of Mrs McClackered hair... which transpired was her very own and not man made after all. The police were called and after a stewards enquiry it was decided the bet was null and void and the hair was returned to its previous owner.
After a bylaw was passed, tugarug was made illegal everywhere in Scotland except the Outer Hebrides.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Tsarpalos

It derives from the Greek noun Τσάπα/Tsapa/Chapa which is a farming tool and from the Greek as well verb Αρπάζω/Arpazo which means "stealing sth"
Tsarpalos refers to a pathetic soccer player who can only take the ball from his opponents because he hits terribly their legs.

It also means "loser"
What the fuck?I Didn't expect he was such a tsarpalos
Johnson took the ball but he barely killed Anderson,for God's sake ..
I know the referee is probably blind.I Can't figure out any other reasonable explanation
by BaFak July 11, 2009
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Tsar Bomba

"Tsar Bomba; slang term, derived from Russian; "Supreme Bomb" In the 1950s the Soviet Union (Communist Russia) detonated the largest thermonuclear fusion explosion of that or any time, 50 megatons = 50 million tons of TNT (250 x Hiroshima/Nagasaki)

A maximum superlative, refers to a major feat, revelation or devastating point or refutation. That which cannot be equaled nor exceeded.
Basketball players chest bump, up by 30 points, after slam dunk, shout 'TSAR BOMBA!" or,

One friend says to another responding to a profound statement, "Tsar Bomba. Seriously"!

A beach beauty like Jessica Simpson walks by admiring males, who all stare and whisper, "Tsar Bomba".
by Dave Sohagi December 12, 2010
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tuskarama

A Tuskarama is the act of chuffing upon one's tusk. Commonly practiced by a Dickmond or a Bradwank
Hi Dickmond, fancy a little Tuskarama action?
by Helmet Oil August 21, 2006
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Tasarina

A really stupid annoying bitch that everybody hates and wants to die.
(girl 1) that girl is such a bitch
(girl 2) i know right what a tasarina
by Zangxd June 26, 2016
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