turrents

When a tall skinny bald guy tries to say turrets.

I died cause all those turrents were shooting me

by Ichiro July 14, 2003

Comidic Turrets

When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.

Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.

by CPO BOATS March 8, 2010

texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.

He brings out my texting turrets.

by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011

butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009

turrets

exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on Halo 2

maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
TTOMO: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
luckyelbow: damn you mrs. butterworth!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!

by TuRReTs! July 31, 2005

turretros

a turrets like syndrome when instead of profanities, the sufferer spouts out phrases that have not been in the common vernacular for at least 15 years

'Aye Carumba?' Suzy it looks like your turretros is getting the best of you again.

by eyun February 3, 2010

Turrent

Common misspelling of the word "turret", which is a type of machine gun, usually misspelled by a person with a third grade education. Or someone that attends Meadow Bridge High School

I'm a Wildcat and I have a laser TURRENT in Fallout 4

by Blackiechan21 March 22, 2017