by SHSLultimateSimp02 January 13, 2021
Get the Oh how the turntablesmug. “How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z
Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.
Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father
Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU
Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father
Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU
Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021
Get the How the turntables have turnedmug. A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
Get the Orphan Turntablemug. A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. “How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”. It originates in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott.
by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021
Get the turntablesmug. 
Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.
Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024
Get the Hillbilly Turntablemug. A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. Originated in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott. "How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”
by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021
Get the turntablesmug.