Oh how the turntables

A kind of slang or millenial way to say "Oh, how the tables have turned".

Person 1: Did you see that movie?
Person 2: Oh how the turntables near the ending.

by SHSLultimateSimp02 January 13, 2021

How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021

Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

Turntable

The ability to be turnt

This party could be hella turntable

by Zstring July 8, 2018

turntables

A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. “How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”. It originates in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott.

*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...

by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021

Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.

Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”

by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024

Turntable

When you got so scattered the night before that you were turnt

"Man I got so turntable last night, it was hectic."

by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016