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Turkish hug

When you agree to a deal, but then you get blackmailed/back-stabbed to change the deal.
Turkey had no issue with Sweden joining initially, only to start a viscous propaganda campaign once the official application was handed in, and adding more and more demands when Sweden immediately fulfilled the previous ones. So Ukraine better prepare for that traditional Turkish hug.
by Mr_Dave July 8, 2023
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The Turkish Hammer

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.
Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?

Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!

Joe: Vicious!!
by bicyclebry June 20, 2014
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Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
by Marty D January 3, 2007
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turkish coffee

Turkish coffee is prepared by boiling finely powdered roast coffee beans in a pot (cezve), possibly with sugar, and serving it into a special cup(fincan), where the dregs settle. Turkish coffee is drunk slowly and is usually served with a glass of cold water (to freshen the mouth to better taste the coffee before sipping), though sometimes, especially after dinner, with a small glass of mint liqueur. It is also served with Turkish delight traditionally. All the coffee in the pot is poured into cups, but not all of it is drunk. The thick layer of sludgy grounds at the bottom of the cup is left behind. The cup is then commonly turned over into the saucer to cool, and then the patterns of the coffee grounds can be used for a kind of fortune telling called tasseography (Turkish: kahve fali)
Turkish coffee is called ôïýñêéêïò êáöÝò in Greek, turska kava in South Slavic and cafea turceascain Romanian.
by Acelya June 7, 2007
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Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.
As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'
by DJ Poker February 25, 2009
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turkied up

To consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make piss poor decisions
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning?
Dude#2. Like total shit. I got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super pissed.

Dude#1. You will learn one of these days.
by Cheetoman69er February 4, 2017
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Turkish Push

The Turkish Push is sex position that involves both people to stand butt to butt. They then bend over away from each other and the guy pushes his erection down and back to inserted into the ass or vagina. Both people then "back it up" and start pushing their asses against each other, maximizing pleasure and ass smashing.
Dude, my ass is all bruised cus that crazy chick wanted to do the Turkish Push all freakin night!
by ForFun1 November 1, 2018
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