Turdleing

When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.

See also: penciling.

Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022

turdling

a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell

fuck, once I start turdling, I knew clenching wouldn't help, I droped a loaf right on the sidewalk.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022

turdling

tiny shit

Person A:HA HA
Person B:Oh you must be clearly laughing at that turdling you did in the bog
Person A:ye good guess

by V3NN3R April 11, 2009

Turdle

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.

I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.

by Sneegas April 24, 2018

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025