Turdberg

When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.

After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."

by Ipoopalot November 19, 2012

turdburglar

a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!

by the great ninja September 2, 2003

turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

by dave November 29, 2002

turdburglar

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

turdburger

a burger one finds at shitwells.

Dude...I don’t think that was a hamburger it was a turdburger.

by JAM1 April 13, 2006

Turdburglar

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019

tirdburglar

A person that is so much of a pain in the ass that real words can not describe them.

Why do you have to be such a damm tirdburglar?

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018