Tanking It

A person that's completely lying about the truth.

When everyone knows your lying but you proceed with lying.

(Guy1) I stick potatoes into car mufflers & watch the cars blow up.

(Guy2) MAN HOMIE, WHY YOU TANKING IT ?!?!?!?

by mr. lan September 14, 2009

tuning

the process that comes before getting into a chicks pants. also can be the process of flirting

Guy 1: what are you doing man?
Guy 2: fuck all, just tuning this bitch

by skatman May 25, 2003

Private Tuning

When your your music teacher is supposed to be tuning your instrument alone, when he/she is really shoving it up his/her ass.

Mr Agoglia: It's time for your lesson. Please allow me to tune your ukulele. I'll be right back.
Boy:*Texts* My teacher is is probably Private Tuning my ukulele right now.
Reply: That must hurt coming out.

by TheHashBrown April 24, 2011

Tucking Fypos

Fucking typos backwards,used in im conversations when one make typo

NightStalker2K8:hey, usp
airsoft128:usp???
NightStalker2k8:*sup
NightStalker2k8:Tucking Fypos!

by gtadude December 7, 2004

Tuning up the band

Whacking off.

Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?

A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.

by Niffer Man December 18, 2011

Tunkin'

1. Acting in such a manner that reflects aspects of both testin', meaning insulting one's technological ability, and unkin', meaning acting high or stupid (with or without the use or drugs), resulting in acting stupid while insulting ones technological skill.

2. Acting so stupid or high that Unkin' would be an understatement - Unkin' to a higher degree.

1. "Looka dat! Yall don't even know how to use that there iphone."

"I don't mean to be rude, but you be tunkin'.

2. "Jimmy is trying to swing from a vine! He's unkin' right now!"

"He's not just unkin', he's tunkin'.

by lilhippomanman June 1, 2009

tonking

(taun'kin)
n.

1. to beat an opponent clinically

Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.

by Lank Boy December 26, 2007