Tundra Wookie

Women of the far north. (Namely Alaska and northern Canada).

A Tundra Wookie has more facial hair then a normal 18 year old man, prefer Beer over all other beverages, wear Carhart overalls with flannel shirts and typically green down cut off jackets, and drive lifted Dodge diesel pick up trucks.
ADVISE

When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.

by A907K August 11, 2011

Tundra nigger

A disparaging term for Canadians, Russians, or moose.

Canada is full of tundra niggers.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

tundrawookie

An enormously overweight and in some cases obese woman with excessive body hair typically originating from the U.S.midwest, Alaska or any other backwards ass area. Any woman resembling Chubakka.

Club Curves in Los Angeles is packed with tundrawookies.

by E.J.O. February 21, 2003

Frozen Tundra

Taking a shit. Freezing it. Then banging a chick with your frozen shit. Frozen Tundra!

Jacob frozen tundra'd Carol last night.. she said she loved his ice cold shit!

by B13K March 31, 2009

tundra smash

1) when one is extremely high 24/7

2) when something is challenging or dangerous, but you feel the absolute need to complete/accomplish it despite the risk factors

1) "Daaammmn this fool is tundra smash beyond belief. He likes them glazed eyes fsho."

2) "Did you see Jimmy make the cliff jump? I don't know how shallow this lake is, but this jump is tundra smash man, tundra smash!"

by mist artichokes April 18, 2010

Tundracide

When someone annoys you so much that you feel like smacking them with a shovel multiple times.

I hate that person so much I feel like I should commit tundracide

by lolnothatsameme February 8, 2019

Tundracide

When someone annoys you so much that you want to smack them with a shovel repeatedly.

God, they annoy me so much that I might just commit Tundracide

by lolnothatsameme February 8, 2019