tumbleweed

When someone says or does something with intent of humour and it's just not funny, said to embarress the person who does it

Clements: I made a ytmnd which had little kids in it and I drew pubes on them
Everyone else: Tumbleweed.

by Ivor Boner June 11, 2006

tumbleweed

nasty girl hairballs

Cat is to hairball as woman is to tumbleweed.

by Tubesular November 22, 2010

tumbleweed

This is where you and a friend or even someone you don't know are taking a dump in a line of stalls. You then roll up little peices of toilet paper and roll them underneath that person's stall as if it's tumbleweed.

"So I was taking a dump the other day and this kid kept rolling toilet paper balls through my stall and it looked like tumbleweed! It was great!!!"

by Scooba Steve May 3, 2007

tumbleweed

When a male stalks out an unsuspecting passed out person, holds his own penis so the testes dangle, and rolls the testes across the victim's flesh while announcing "tumbleweeeeed."

"Yea, so this passed out drunk girl had her foot hanging off the bed. What else could i do but tumbleweed her and take pictures?"

by Ski trip Brent July 27, 2008

tumbleweed

someone with long browny hair that is extremely curly, which when not brushed and not washed, makes their hair look like a tumbleweed

dude, check out that guy's tumbleweed!

by tumbleweed_t.a. September 29, 2005

Tumbleweed

A large proliferation of pubic hair. A massive bush. An extremely thick thatch of hairs located in the pubic region.

"Damn, shoulda checked out the tumbleweed on that bitch!"

by Jim Bobbley November 7, 2013

The Mexican Tumbleweed

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

by Finlonger October 21, 2014